welcometothebornthiswayball: if youre watching Machete Kills at your local cinema and you suddenly hear a dying whale scream along with an intense smell of vomit and pee dont worry thats probably just me
iwilleatyourenglish: iwilleatyourenglish: once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the...
ballerinahomicide: trapghoul: the fact that women’s healthcare seems to be a joke among men is sickening. lance armstrong loses a testicle and everyone’s like “oh man must have been so hard for him poor guy losing his manhood LIVESTRONG” and angelina jolie gets the jokes after her mother died from cancer and she’s trying to protect herself???? most accurate post on tumblr
tears-in-the-tardis: sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’ but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’
that-disney-blog: there are 3 types of people in the world: those that call him Flynn, those that call him Eugene and those that have no clue what I’m talking about
do you ever go through those phases where you just don’t feel like talking to anyone for a few days and it’s not because you’re mad or anything you just don’t feel like talking???
bandbutts: If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore
drarna: RULE OF TUMBLR: WHENEVER YOU SEE THE OWNER OF TUMBLR ON UR DASH YOU MUST REBLOG HER WE LUV U STEPMOMMY